In The Beginning...
In the beginning, God created the human and the chicken and both had a very good relationship until the fated day the humanity behold the creation of a creature that was beyond comprehension. That day the nature created a creature that above all else hated chickens.


No Reason To Dislike...
The creature was known as Ge0rge. In simple words, Ge0rge did not liked chickens, the hate and anger againts the chickens consumed his heart. Little chickens asked themselves "Why is it that he hates us so much?" after all they were cute and without a doubt all humanity considered them little beautiful yellow birds. They knew that there was a good reason behind the anger and hate.


Declaration Of War...
The little chickens asked their mothers about what they should do. The hens, in their infinite wisdom, said it was the fate of the little chickens to go and ask Ge0rge the reasons why he disliked them so much. The little chickens, obedients as usual, marched where Ge0rge was lurking but the welcome was a demostration of coldness and violence.


The War...
The hens felt aggravated about the welcome that Ge0rge gave to their little children, so they cursed Ge0rge and declared an eternal war on him. The brave little chickens marched against Ge0rge, they were young and fagile and Ge0rge brought death upon them. At sunsent blood was spilled on the ground and the corpses of the chickens covered the battlefield giving it a yellow color with long shades of red. That day, the 30th of February of the year of the Lord 1987, the world witnessed so much violence and what happened was so crude and disturbing that the best thing to do was to remove the day from the calendars so that future generations would not have to remember it. That hideous day more than 10,000 little chickens gave their lives to claim for a friendship.


Aftermath...
After the massacre the chickens decided to retreat with more than their feelings injured. Many chicken fellows have died, the wrath of Ge0rge proved to be superior in power. Nontheless chickens are a forgiving kind, after burying their dead and passing their grievances they made a solemn vow among themselves to accept Ge0rge as he is and declared that their wings would be open to receive him and form a friendship. Ge0rge did not accept truce and decided to hate the chickens even more, he went back to his dwelling area and remained there to be consumed by an imaginable hate. Ge0rge started hating everything chicken related, even the eggs became victims of his black heart. And this has been true for him since the beginning of time.


The Future...
Time went on, eons passed and generations came and went. Humanity realized that this absurd war had to end and friendship must prevail, so they started the preparations of what is known as: "The Ge0rge Experiment" which is intended to create an eternal bond of friendship among Ge0rge and chickens, a friendship that must endure and be true for the rest of time.


The Experiment...
The experiment (if successful), will bring friendship between Ge0rge and chickens. This experiment will require several preparations, absolutely no budget and many brave people willing to do absurd and crazy things and even be prepared to see a man cry and wet his pants.

First, we need the following to do the experiment:
  • 1 x Ge0rge
  • 1 x Inflatable Toy Pond
  • 1 x Chloroform-saturated Cloth
  • 1 x Rope
  • 1 x Cloth (To cover Ge0rge's Mouth)
  • 1 x Stereo with a Wagner CD
  • 3 x Liters of Glue (Engrudo)
  • 5 x Kilos of Chicken Food
  • 200 x Starving Little Chickens
The experiment goes as follows:

You take the Ge0rge and you knock him with the chloroform cloth. Then you tie his hands and feet using the rope and cover his mouth with the other cloth. After Ge0rge has been completely tied up, you cover him with glue and pour chicken food while the glue (engrudo) is still fresh. When you finish covering him with glue (engrudo) and chicken food, you place him in the toy pond face up (this is very important). You must have prepared the stereo with the Wagner CD so when Ge0rge wakes up you play the song "Valkyrie March". While the song is playing, you pour into the toy pond the 200 starving little chickens. Watch the results.

With some luck, we may be able to establish a connection between Ge0rge and chickens. Humankind can only pray and hope, this will be the beginning of the end of an eternal war between Ge0rge and the chickens.